How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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