There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Knock Knock Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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