- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Lockerbie bombing

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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