What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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