- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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