- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

You are joking right?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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