- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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