- Anti Joke

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit