- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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