- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

NEVER

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Hey

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??