Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Tony Romo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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