- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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