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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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