- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon