- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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