Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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A hill billy went fishing

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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