What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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i like turtles

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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quantum physics?

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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