- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

NEVER

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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