Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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