Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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