What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Whats black and gay? Obama

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

what smells like tuna? my underwear

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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