Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Whats black and gay? Obama

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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