Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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