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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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