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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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