- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

YOU

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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