- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

it was all Tagart

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

In soviet Russia...things are different

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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