- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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