- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

YOU

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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