- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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