- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt