- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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