where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What comes after "Q" R

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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