What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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