- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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