- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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