You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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i committed murder

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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hi jonny

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Boob

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Anti Joke

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