- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Knock Knock Who's there

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why? Why not?

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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