What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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