- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Dead girls can't say no.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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