- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

WNBA

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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