what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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