A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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