What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

SHUT UP JP

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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