- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

1+1=2

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

the economy.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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