Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Burp

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What is life? Paul.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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