- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

i like turtles

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What stops a train? A missile

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