- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Tony Romo

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What stops a train? A missile

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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