Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A hill billy went fishing

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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