One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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