A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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