How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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