- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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