A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Obama = ebola

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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ure mama's so fat

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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