- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How old are you? 7

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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