What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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