Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Refridgerator.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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I have a really funny joke.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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WNBA

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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