- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What hurts like hell? HELL

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Katy Perry

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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