- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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